fernacular:

fernacular:

I just stuck my leg out to fake trip my brother but he just kept walking and since he’s so much bigger then me I just pivoted like a revolving door.

intricatecakes:

enemies to lovers, 40k

patroclusdefencesquad:

the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

my-darling-boy:

my-darling-boy:

my-darling-boy:

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

Ah rabies

But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer

inakingdombythesilversea:

quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”